Things that intensely irritate me right now

Spiders crawling over my stuff
The cat pooping BY the litter tray
The full binbag that I can't get out of the cannister
The mountain of washing up (next house, DEFINITELY need space and plumbing for dishwasher)
The sliding wardrobe that keeps sliding right off its rail, and the fact the rubber seal has broken away from the wardrobe so I have to pull on cut glass
The fact that I have nearly run out of thyroxine and I'm willing to bet I can't find my repeat prescription form.
The lack of cupboards in my life.
The fact that I have a sore and swollen tongue (??!)
The fact that I'm in a really bad mood.

Right, I'm done kvetching. I'll go and try and do something about all of the above now.